1.Would you rather kiss Obama's fungus infected pinky toe and eat the toe cheese heated, for 100,000,000 dollars or eat a bag of Linsdey Lohans pubic hair....with a strange bacon smell to it for 100,000,000 dollars?
2. FMK Drake, Lil Wayne, Gudda Gudda
3. Have you ever drank so much you felt like a disgrace to God?
1.You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time a physical impossibility. 2.All idiots after reading #1 will try it. 3.And discover #1 is a lie. 4.You are smiling now because are an idiot.
graduated high school. smoked a cigarette. kissed someone.(apart from family) gotten so drunk you passed out. ridden every ride at an amusement park. collected something really stupid. gone to a rock concert. helped someone. gone fishing. watched four movies in one night. gone long periods of time with out sleep. lied to someone. snorted cocaine. failed a class. dealt drugs. been in a car accident. been in a tornado. done hard drugs. watched someone die. been to a funeral. burned yourself. run a marathon. cried yourself to sleep. spent over $200 in one day. flown on a plane. cheated on someone. been cheated on. written a 10 page letter. gone skiing. been sailing. had a best friend. lost someone you loved. shoplifted something. been to jail. dangerously close to being in jail. had detention. got in trouble for something you didn’t do. stolen books from the library. gone to a different country. dropped out of school. been in a mental hospital. watched the “harry potter” movies. had an online diary. fired a gun. gambled in a casino. had a yard sale. had a lemonade stand. actually made money at the lemonade stand. been in a school play. taken a lie detector test. swam with dolphins. gone to sea world. voted for someone on a reality tv show. written poetry. read more than 20 books a year. gone to europe. liked someone you shouldn’t have. used a coloring book over age 12. had surgery. had stitches. taken a taxi. seen the washington monument. had more than 5 im’s/online conversations going at once. overdosed. had a drug or alcohol problem. been in a fist fight. suffered any form of abuse. had a hamster. pet a wild animal. used a credit card. gone surfing in california. done “spirit day” at school. dyed your hair. gotten a tattoo. had something pierced. gotten straight a’s. been on the honor roll. known someone with hiv or aids. taken pictures with a webcam. started a fire. gotten caught having/going to a party while parents were gone.
Black Friday used to be a day when Slave owners would sell their niggers for a discount. After it was illegal to own a slave or slaves, they continued this tradition by marking down the prices of goods.
This is Vangelia Gushterova. Also known as Baba Vanga. She may seem like a normal old lady, but she’s not. She’s a prophet from Bulgaria who accurately predicted 9/11.
But she wasn’t alive to see 9/11 happen. She was born in the year 1911 and died in the year 1996. When she was 12, she got stuck in a raging storm and the wind was so hard, she was lifted by it and was thrown to the ground from a great height. And, when people found her, her eyes were all sandy and she became blind.
Anyway, then she got all freaky and started predicting things. Like once, her older brother wanted to join the army but she begged him not to go because she had this vision that he’ll die at the age of 23.
And she was right. Her brother joined the army, was captured by Germans, and executed at the age of 23.
Okay, here’s a list of her predictions:
In 1980, she predicted in either 1999 or 2000, Kursk will be covered by water. At first, the Russians thought she was referring to the city of Kursk, so they were all confused and stuff. But then in 2000, the Russian submarine, Kursk, sank.
In 1989, she predicted that the World Trade Centre would be attacked by “steel birds”. [HOLY CRAP THAT WAS TRUE]
She predicted World War III will begin in November 2010. As a result, radioactive fallout will destroy almost all life in the Northern Hemisphere.
She predicted China will control the world by 2018.
By 2046, all body organs can be reproduced [WHAT EVEN]
In 2111, people will become robots.
In 2125, aliens will contact us [HOLY CRAP WHAT]
In 2130, the aliens will teach us how to breathe and live underwater.
In 2164, animals will turn half-human.
In 2183, our colony on Mars will break off from Earth and ask for independence.
In 2196, Asians and Europeans would have completely mixed. [NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS]
In 2221, while searching for ETs in space, humans will encounter something terrible [HOLY FUCK]
In 2341, something terrible will approach Earth from space. [WHAT EVEN]
In 3797, Earth will die. [FFFFUUU] But humans by then were advance enough to move to another planet [YAY!]
In 4509, we’ll be able to communicate with God. [WHOA!]
And in 4599, people will become vampires achieve immortality.
Now, I’m not saying this will happen. But, so far, she’s been right about some. The future scares me now.