Maybe we can chill and just, be?

When I got home, I asked my parents if they had any food in the fridge. They respond with:

“Uh…we have orange juice.”

Ahhhh, its good to be home.

So, I was just in the elevator going up to my room after visiting a friend real quick, and this couple hops on the elevator w/me. So Im just minding my own business and the couple starts being disgustingly clingy and start kissing in the elevator. Im just like UGHHHH, whatever. I really cant stand public displays of affection in general but what made it worse was that after said couple stopped kissing, they proceeded to comment on how each others breath stinks. 

“hey, your breath smells like garlic…”

“yours smells like pickles…”

Really my nigga, REALLY?

And to top it all off, this is like the 2nd time this has happened to me this week.

I think the universe is trying to tell me to take the steps. -_______-

smangthatthang:

junderstated:

purpbanga:

1. Fascinating discourse, chum
2. Riveting fable, comrade
3. Intriguing anecdote, brethren
4. Perpetuating argument, colleague
5. Sweet saga, yo
6. Waste of time, jerk
7. Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
8. Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
9. Interesting intellect, imbecile
10. Trepidating bore, fetus
11. Ballin’ gossip, dawg 

Lmao

This is great

lol@ riveting fable comrade

ellawahhhhhh:

when you feel unsure of everything that you thought you were so sure about.