When I got home, I asked my parents if they had any food in the fridge. They respond with:
“Uh…we have orange juice.”
Ahhhh, its good to be home.
So, I was just in the elevator going up to my room after visiting a friend real quick, and this couple hops on the elevator w/me. So Im just minding my own business and the couple starts being disgustingly clingy and start kissing in the elevator. Im just like UGHHHH, whatever. I really cant stand public displays of affection in general but what made it worse was that after said couple stopped kissing, they proceeded to comment on how each others breath stinks.
“hey, your breath smells like garlic…”
“yours smells like pickles…”
Really my nigga, REALLY?
And to top it all off, this is like the 2nd time this has happened to me this week.
I think the universe is trying to tell me to take the steps. -_______-
- Fascinating discourse, chum
- Riveting fable, comrade
- Intriguing anecdote, brethren
- Perpetuating argument, colleague
- Sweet saga, yo
- Waste of time, jerk
- Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
- Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
- Interesting intellect, imbecile
- Trepidating bore, fetus
- Ballin’ gossip, dawg
This is great
lol@ riveting fable comrade
I sure will! lol You shouldnt be crying in the corner! Get excited!!! Ill be excited for you! And yes, we Scorpios got it like that!
lol! My birthday is Oct 25th and Im turning 20! You make me feel like Im turning 12! hahaa